Tuesday 4 December 2012

Seahawks --->!!!HYPE!!!<---


RIGHT THEN!!! Let's start having a bit of a chat and a general VIBE-UP for this jamboree...


OK first we need to answer a question a few listeners have been writing in and asking us - "whats with the FAREWELL PLANET EARTH thing?" - well, KICKIN PIGEON is totally signed up to this 2012 shit and is stockpiling psychedelic rocket fuel ahead of 22 december or whenever it is so he can §§§LIFT OFFFFFF§§§ and (re)join the mother ship. Personally I think he's been at the rocket fuel already but the POINT IS that as far as KP is concerned this is the last party on planet earth EVER and he is DAMNED if he's gonna let it be anything other than WORLD-ENDING...

Just an excuse to run this picture again really
So that first of all should have you quaking in your boots and rushing to get your hands on a ticket. But THATS NOT ALL!!!!

How's about our very excellent fellow buccaneers SEAHAWKS bringing a galactic exclusive full live band to Islington Mill to heal, inspire and TRANSFORM...???

NOT ENOUGH? NO PROBLEMO

Let's POWER UP the Seahawks live act and parachute in a bonus DEEP SEE DIVER.... guest starring with the Seahawks on BASS GUITAR will be none other than "Manchesters Answer To Tim Burgess" - yes thats right, TIM BURGESS!!!! This is totally legit and not a blag and it's got nothing to do with us - Tim is a big fan of the Seahawks and it just all sort of happened...

"I hope that Wet Play is not what they told me it is"
(LEGAL NOTE: TB DID NOT SAY THIS WE MADE IT UP)
STILL NOT BUZZING YOUR DICK OFF?? ALL GOOD GEE!!!

As if it wasn't enough having one Chemical Brothers Collaborator on the bill, Part Time Fishmonger and All Time Balearic As Fuck Sensation BEGIN aka James Holroyd is bringing a bag of records down... the last time this guy DJed at Wet Play we had to bounce Tim Sweeney for getting too riled up... thats the effect that boggy has ladies and gents.

DONT TELL ME YOU WANT MORE

Even if you're satisfied by now, we're not... we have brought in the two most cosmic sub-contractors known to society... KARL ROSCOE and screen-printing mill dweller extraordinaire JERMYN will be taking over the second room aka the REACTOR and basically all bets are off once you're in there. You have never seen a 2nd room like this before (neither have we yet)... think next generation 23rd century psychedelic chill... Pidge is gonna pop a test flight of his rocket ship in here at some point, that should give you the general vibe. Definite apocalypse survivors - NEIL ROBBINS & MICHAEL HOLLAND are also primed to join the reactor crew so be warned... you may struggle to find your way around.....

we asked Karl for a couple of words for this writeup describing his room and he sent us this
MERCHHHHHHHHH

Yeahhh.... the Seahawks popped out an ULTRA COSMIC tape for us... mad deep synths and african beats... definitely one for a zero g smokeout... comes with a BEAUTIFUL riso print inlay comic specially drawn by Pete Fowler... its ultra limited and is now on pre-order at Piccadilly, and we'll have it in the E-Shop soon...

Mega Limited tackle... run this tape and get horizontal
So get your tickets people.... Piccadilly, skiddle, the E-Shop, RA, or take yer chances on the night and pay more....

!!!!PHYSICAL CHALLENGE ANNOUNCED NEXT WEEK!!!!

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